did you get engaged???
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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