Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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