when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
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