maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
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