youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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