yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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