guys are not supposed to queef...right?
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize
