Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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