Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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