What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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