he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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