Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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