he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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