Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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