You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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