In the future we'll all be gay
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
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