But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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