i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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