I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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