This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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