Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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