lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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