sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Im part way to drunk.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
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