Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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