yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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