I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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