even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
its not stalking. its research.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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