Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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