Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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