It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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