Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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