Don't you send me to vm
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
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