I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
i just had sex bonerless
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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