she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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