But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
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