They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
This baby is an asshole
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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