Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
