i jhust puked up my retainher.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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