nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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