Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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