Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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