Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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