Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
