Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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