It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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