I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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