all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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