i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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