just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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