It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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