in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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