Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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