Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
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