After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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